1. 3 years ago 
    you’re too good for him and you sofa king know it. you can do better than this twat Jenny. DAMMIT! So annoying. we just want the best, your adoring public. and its not shocking i have never randomly RUN into you. i just dont get the opportunity to see you waltzing into the club or giggling with your girls at chateau. you are not a famewhore in that sense yet i think if you left your comfort zone for two seconds you’d see…whole big world out there. that exists without Cox Arquettes and Cabo and Guac. John Mayer is just not that into you. Oh he’s into something, the fame, the fortune the spastic fanbots who sway to his vag music, but you - a passing fancy, a cursory glance. he will dump you by summer, you’ll be free to roam about the country…crock jar of butter that lives in your fridge and you eat by the spoonful when the memories of him…and then the thoughts of him WITH her start getting really loud. brad, well, he probably still has love for you. you know its true. he just had to do this. so let him, let him and her continue to be fake and phony and rub ointment on the scarlet A’s scored into their groins rubbed raw nightly. you have won. so win and move forward and dump mayer cause im sick of him using you.

    you’re too good for him and you sofa king know it. you can do better than this twat Jenny. DAMMIT! So annoying.

    we just want the best, your adoring public. and its not shocking i have never randomly RUN into you. i just dont get the opportunity to see you waltzing into the club or giggling with your girls at chateau. you are not a famewhore in that sense yet i think if you left your comfort zone for two seconds you’d see…whole big world out there. that exists without Cox Arquettes and Cabo and Guac.

    John Mayer is just not that into you. Oh he’s into something, the fame, the fortune the spastic fanbots who sway to his vag music, but you - a passing fancy, a cursory glance. he will dump you by summer, you’ll be free to roam about the country…crock jar of butter that lives in your fridge and you eat by the spoonful when the memories of him…and then the thoughts of him WITH her start getting really loud.

    brad, well, he probably still has love for you. you know its true. he just had to do this. so let him, let him and her continue to be fake and phony and rub ointment on the scarlet A’s scored into their groins rubbed raw nightly.

    you have won. so win and move forward and dump mayer cause im sick of him using you.

     
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